{"title":"Pondering Painter Workshop","description":"\u003cp\u003eLearn how to ponder like a painter \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"pondering-painter-workshop-how-to-ponder-like-a-painter-half-price-limited-time-only","title":"Pondering Painter WORKSHOP *HALF PRICE LIMITED TIME ONLY*","description":"\u003cp\u003eLearn how to ponder like a painter!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA 1-on-1 Video Creator Mentorship: With YOUR video being posted to my page for all my followers to see.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’ll teach you my exact process — then we co-create a video that drops on my page to my followers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to learn how to ponder like a painter?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere’s your chance because I’m opening up a limited number of 1-on-1 mentorship spots for creators who are serious about making silly \u0026amp; surreal comedy content like me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a generic course. This is personalised, hands-on training with me — the guy who makes fridge and fight videos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat You Get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e90-120 minute private 1:1 call (via Zoom or Instagram)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDeep dive into script writing (how I come up with my ideas and structure my scripts)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerformance coaching — how to find your unique style. 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By purchasing and participating in the Program, you agree to be bound by these Terms. Please read them carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e1. Program Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe Program consists of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne private 90–120 minute 1:1 mentoring call via Zoom or Instagram (at a mutually agreed time).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGuidance on script writing, idea generation, performance coaching, on-camera presence, and editing techniques.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollaborative co-creation of \u003cstrong\u003eone\u003c\/strong\u003e short-form reel\/video from concept to final export.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePosting of the co-created reel on the Mentor’s main social media page (subject to the Mentor’s editorial discretion and platform rules).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe Program is designed for educational and collaborative purposes to help Participants improve their skills in creating surreal, silly, and absurd comedy content. It is \u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e a guarantee of any specific outcome, follower growth, views, engagement, or financial results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e2. Eligibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou must be at least 16 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eyears old or if you are younger have a parents or guardians permission to participate. By purchasing, you confirm you meet this requirement and have the legal capacity to enter into this agreement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e3. Pricing and Payment\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCurrent price: \u003cstrong\u003e£100\u003c\/strong\u003e (limited-time offer; standard price £200).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePayment is due in full at the time of booking via the designated payment method.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll payments are non-refundable except as explicitly stated in Section 6 below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrices are in British Pounds (£) and inclusive of VAT unless otherwise stated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e4. Scheduling and Participation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAfter payment, the Mentor will contact you to schedule the call within a reasonable timeframe (usually within 14 days, subject to availability).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou are responsible for providing any necessary materials, ideas, or assets before the call if requested.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Mentor will make reasonable efforts to accommodate your schedule, but sessions are subject to the Mentor’s availability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you miss the scheduled call without 48 hours’ notice, the Mentor may reschedule at their discretion, but is not obligated to do so. A second missed call without notice may result in forfeiture of the session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e5. Co-Creation and Video Posting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe co-created reel will be a joint creative effort. 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Refunds and Cancellations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo refunds\u003c\/strong\u003e will be issued after the mentoring call has taken place or after co-creation has begun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull refund (minus transaction fees) is available only if you cancel \u003cstrong\u003ebefore\u003c\/strong\u003e any call is scheduled and before any work on the reel has started.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the Mentor cancels the Program for any reason (except Participant breach), you will receive a full refund.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChargebacks or disputes without valid grounds may result in legal action for recovery of costs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e7. Intellectual Property\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll pre-existing materials, techniques, templates, and strategies provided by the Mentor remain the Mentor’s intellectual property. You are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to use them for your personal content creation only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou retain ownership of your original ideas and contributions, but grant the Mentor the license described in Section 5.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou agree not to share, resell, or distribute the Mentor’s proprietary methods, scripts, or editing techniques without explicit written permission.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e8. Confidentiality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAny private information shared during the call (e.g., business strategies or personal details) will be kept confidential by the Mentor, except where required by law. You agree to keep the Mentor’s specific techniques and business processes confidential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e9. 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