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The muted white background makes the central graphic pop and keeps the overall look versatile for casual days, nights out, or relaxed meetups with friends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heather blends vary)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; adult sizes only\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed elements for vivid, durable graphics; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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